"Look at my arms, you will find no party hand-cuff on them." - Davy Crockett
Sunday
Joseph Heller Quote
"Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them." - Joseph Heller
Mohandas Gandhi Quote
"A 'No' uttered from the deepest conviction is better than a 'Yes' merely uttered to please, or worse, to avoid trouble." - Mohandas Gandhi
Bill Cosby Quote
"Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home." - Bill Cosby
Thomas A. Edison Quote
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." - Thomas A. Edison
Edgar Allan Poe Quote
"I have, indeed, no abhorrence of danger, except in its absolute effect - in terror." - Edgar Allan Poe
Rodney Dangerfield Quote
"I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof." - Rodney Dangerfield
C. S. Lewis Quote
"Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point." - C. S. Lewis
Charles Darwin Quote
"Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal." - Charles Darwin
Charles Kettering Quote
"I object to people running down the future. I am going to live all the rest of my life there." - Charles Kettering
James Russell Lowell Quote
"And what is so rare as a day in June? Then, if ever, come perfect days." - James Russell Lowell
Woodrow Wilson Quote
"I would rather fail in a cause that would ultimately succeed, than succeed in a cause that would ultimately fail." - Woodrow Wilson
Saturday
John Lennon Quote
"A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality." - John Lennon
Benjamin Franklin Quote
"All wars are follies, very expensive and very mischievous ones." - Benjamin Franklin
George Burns Quote
"I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life." - George Burns
Deepak Chopra Quote
"The way you think, the way you behave, the way you eat, can influence your life by 30 to 50 years." - Deepak Chopra
Edgar Allan Poe Quote
"Beauty of whatever kind, in its supreme development, invariably excites the sensitive soul to tears." - Edgar Allan Poe
Paul McCartney Quote
"I can't deal with the press; I hate all those Beatles questions." - Paul McCartney
Steve Jobs Quote
"I think we're having fun. I think our customers really like our products. And we're always trying to do better." - Steve Jobs
Vince Lombardi Quote
"It's not whether you get knocked down; it's whether you get back up." - Vince Lombardi
Benjamin Franklin Quote
"All mankind is divided into three classes: those that are immovable, those that are movable, and those that move." - Benjamin Franklin
Jay Leno Quote
"The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up." - Jay Leno
Lord Chesterfield Quote
"Hear one side and you will be in the dark. Hear both and all will be clear." - Lord Chesterfield
Deepak Chopra Quote
"Every person is a God in embryo. Its only desire is to be born." - Deepak Chopra
Rodney Dangerfield Quote
"I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it." - Rodney Dangerfield
Mother Teresa Quote
"Let us always meet each other with smile, for the smile is the beginning of love." - Mother Teresa
Ralph Waldo Emerson Quote
"A man is usually more careful of his money than he is of his principles." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Antisthenes Quote
"Not to unlearn what you have learned is the most necessary kind of learning." - Antisthenes
Friday
Abraham Lincoln Quote
"Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing." - Abraham Lincoln
Ralph Waldo Emerson Quote
"A man is a method, a progressive arrangement; a selecting principle, gathering his like to him; wherever he goes." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
George Orwell Quote
"A family with the wrong members in control; that, perhaps, is as near as one can come to describing England in a phrase." - George Orwell
John F. Kennedy Quote
"Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth." - John F. Kennedy
Alfred Hitchcock Quote
"Blondes make the best victims. They're like virgin snow that shows up the bloody footprints." - Alfred Hitchcock
Alexander Pope Quote
"A God without dominion, providence, and final causes, is nothing else but fate and nature." - Alexander Pope
Bob Marley Quote
"Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds!" - Bob Marley
Benjamin Disraeli Quote
"Almost everything that is great has been done by youth." - Benjamin Disraeli
Jerry Seinfeld Quote
"Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us." - Jerry Seinfeld
Alfred Lord Tennyson Quote
"In the long years liker they must grow; The man be more of woman, she of man." - Alfred Lord Tennyson
Bob Marley Quote
"Get up, stand up, Stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight." - Bob Marley
Benjamin Disraeli Quote
"Action may not always bring happiness; but there is no happiness without action." - Benjamin Disraeli
Andrew Carnegie Quote
"Every act you have ever performed since the day you were born was performed because you wanted something." - Andrew Carnegie
Alexander Pope Quote
"Beauties in vain their pretty eyes may roll; charms strike the sight, but merit wins the soul." - Alexander Pope
Thursday
Henry Ford Quote
"Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently." - Henry Ford
Emo Philips Quote
"Actually, my cd was released in 1985, in return for two German missionaries and a Dutch urologist." - Emo Philips
Ernest Hemingway Quote
"All my life I've looked at words as though I were seeing them for the first time." - Ernest Hemingway
Theodore Roosevelt Quote
"Every immigrant who comes here should be required within five years to learn English or leave the country." - Theodore Roosevelt
Jimmy Carter Quote
"I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming." - Jimmy Carter
Albert Schweitzer Quote
"By respect for life we become religious in a way that is elementary, profound and alive." - Albert Schweitzer
Chevy Chase Quote
"Most of the films I've done were ruined in the post production, not during filming." - Chevy Chase
Robert Plant Quote
"My vocal style I haven't tried to copy from anyone. It just developed until it became the girlish whine it is today." - Robert Plant
Wayne Dyer Quote
"If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change." - Wayne Dyer
Alan Alda Quote
"Be as smart as you can, but remember that it is always better to be wise than to be smart." - Alan Alda
Zhuangzi Quote
"I do not know whether I was then a man dreaming I was a butterfly, or whether I am now a butterfly dreaming I am a man." - Zhuangzi
Helen Keller Quote
"I do not want the peace which passeth understanding, I want the understanding which bringeth peace." - Helen Keller
Booker T. Washington Quote
"Excellence is to do a common thing in an uncommon way." - Booker T. Washington
Kylie Minogue Quote
"Gay icons usually have some tragedy in their lives, but I've only had tragic haircuts and outfits." - Kylie Minogue
William James Quote
"Faith means belief in something concerning which doubt is theoretically possible." - William James
Thomas Hardy Quote
"My argument is that War makes rattling good history; but Peace is poor reading." - Thomas Hardy
Marcus Tullius Cicero Quote
"Brevity is the best recommendation of speech, whether in a senator or an orator." - Marcus Tullius Cicero
Wednesday
Alfred Lord Tennyson Quote
"And out of darkness came the hands that reach thro' nature, moulding men." - Alfred Lord Tennyson
Alfred Hitchcock Quote
"In feature films the director is God; in documentary films God is the director." - Alfred Hitchcock
Alexander Pope Quote
"All are but parts of one stupendous whole, Whose body Nature is, and God the soul." - Alexander Pope
Benjamin Disraeli Quote
"Be amusing: never tell unkind stories; above all, never tell long ones." - Benjamin Disraeli
Woodrow Wilson Quote
"Democracy is not so much a form of government as a set of principles." - Woodrow Wilson
David Walliams Quote
"I don't get recognized much, and am very happy with that. The fans I have met have all been delightful." - David Walliams
Terry Pratchett Quote
"Sometimes it is better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness." - Terry Pratchett
Jimmy Carter Quote
"At the Carter Center we work with victims of oppression, and we give support to human rights heroes." - Jimmy Carter
Noel Coward Quote
"Never mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others." - Noel Coward
Albert Schweitzer Quote
"Do something for somebody everyday for which you do not get paid." - Albert Schweitzer
Ayn Rand Quote
"Every man builds his world in his own image. He has the power to choose, but no power to escape the necessity of choice." - Ayn Rand
Kylie Minogue Quote
"I used to be able to do the Chinese splits, where you open your legs sideways." - Kylie Minogue
Tuesday
William James Quote
"Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact." - William James
Chevy Chase Quote
"Anyone who wants to run has to be a Jimmy Swaggart, minus the default." - Chevy Chase
Helen Keller Quote
"As the eagle was killed by the arrow winged with his own feather, so the hand of the world is wounded by its own skill." - Helen Keller
Martin Luther Quote
"For where God built a church, there the Devil would also build a chapel." - Martin Luther
Albert Camus Quote
"As a remedy to life in society I would suggest the big city. Nowadays, it is the only desert within our means." - Albert Camus
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Quote
"Fame comes only when deserved, and then is as inevitable as destiny, for it is destiny." - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Dr. Seuss Quote
"Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!" - Dr. Seuss
Mae West Quote
"A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him." - Mae West
Friedrich Nietzsche Quote
"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent." - Friedrich Nietzsche
Jimmy Carter Quote
"Human rights is the soul of our foreign policy, because human rights is the very soul of our sense of nationhood." - Jimmy Carter
Zhuangzi Quote
"I know the joy of fishes in the river through my own joy, as I go walking along the same river." - Zhuangzi
Terry Pratchett Quote
"The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head." - Terry Pratchett
Xun Zi Quote
"If the impulse to daring and bravery is too fierce and violent, stay it with guidance and instruction." - Xun Zi
Ernest Hemingway Quote
"All good books have one thing in common - they are truer than if they had really happened." - Ernest Hemingway
Ernest Hemingway Quote
"Cowardice... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend functioning of the imagination." - Ernest Hemingway
Jimmy Carter Quote
"If you're totally illiterate and living on one dollar a day, the benefits of globalization never come to you." - Jimmy Carter
Emo Philips Quote
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." - Emo Philips
David Walliams Quote
"We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things." - David Walliams
Thomas Hardy Quote
"Like the British Constitution, she owes her success in practice to her inconsistencies in principle." - Thomas Hardy
Robert Plant Quote
"We are trying to communicate a fulfilled ideal. Does anybody remember laughter?" - Robert Plant
Ayn Rand Quote
"I don't build in order to have clients. I have clients in order to build." - Ayn Rand
Noel Coward Quote
"People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it." - Noel Coward
Albert Schweitzer Quote
"Do not let Sunday be taken from you If your soul has no Sunday, it becomes an orphan." - Albert Schweitzer
Theodore Roosevelt Quote
"Absence and death are the same - only that in death there is no suffering." - Theodore Roosevelt
Monday
Kylie Minogue Quote
"A few years ago my goal was to try and get the goddamned album made, which put me in a real bad frame of mind." - Kylie Minogue
Moliere Quote
"As the purpose of comedy is to correct the vices of men, I see no reason why anyone should be exempt." - Moliere
Woodrow Wilson Quote
"A conservative is a man who just sits and thinks, mostly sits." - Woodrow Wilson
Theodore Roosevelt Quote
"Courtesy is as much a mark of a gentleman as courage." - Theodore Roosevelt
Emo Philips Quote
"I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him." - Emo Philips
Thomas Hardy Quote
"My opinion is that a poet should express the emotion of all the ages and the thought of his own." - Thomas Hardy
Alexandre Dumas Quote
"I prefer rogues to imbeciles, because they sometimes take a rest." - Alexandre Dumas
Theodore Roosevelt Quote
"Big jobs usually go to the men who prove their ability to outgrow small ones." - Theodore Roosevelt
Moliere Quote
"Esteem must be founded on preference: to hold everyone in high esteem is to esteem nothing." - Moliere
Kylie Minogue Quote
"I think I'm being friendly with someone and I'll sit in their lap. They think I'm flirting with them." - Kylie Minogue
Theodore Roosevelt Quote
"Far and away the best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing." - Theodore Roosevelt
Emo Philips Quote
"I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator." - Emo Philips
Noel Coward Quote
"I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop." - Noel Coward
Sunday
Alfred Hitchcock Quote
"I am a typed director. If I made Cinderella, the audience would immediately be looking for a body in the coach." - Alfred Hitchcock
Andrew Carnegie Quote
"No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself or get all the credit for doing it." - Andrew Carnegie
Alfred Lord Tennyson Quote
"Let the great world spin for ever down the ringing grooves of change." - Alfred Lord Tennyson
Earl Nightingale Quote
"People are where they are because that is exactly where they really want to be - whether they will admit that or not." - Earl Nightingale
Earl Nightingale Quote
"Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations." - Earl Nightingale
Frank Sinatra Quote
"Rock 'n Roll: The most brutal, ugly, desperate, vicious form of expression it has been my misfortune to hear." - Frank Sinatra
Bob Marley Quote
"I don't stand for the black man's side, I don' t stand for the white man's side. I stand for God's side." - Bob Marley
Benjamin Disraeli Quote
"Assassination has never changed the history of the world." - Benjamin Disraeli
Kylie Minogue Quote
"I know there will be X amount of women being diagnosed. I love to say, You can get through it. You can." - Kylie Minogue
Noel Coward Quote
"Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may be adequately assessed." - Noel Coward
Wayne Dyer Quote
"Everything is perfect in the universe - even your desire to improve it." - Wayne Dyer
Ayn Rand Quote
"Happiness is that state of consciousness which proceeds from the achievement of one's values." - Ayn Rand
Theodore Roosevelt Quote
"A typical vice of American politics is the avoidance of saying anything real on real issues." - Theodore Roosevelt
Thomas Hardy Quote
"Cruelty is the law pervading all nature and society; and we can't get out of it if we would." - Thomas Hardy
Alan Alda Quote
"Be fair with others, but then keep after them until they're fair with you." - Alan Alda
Chevy Chase Quote
"If you're in the White House, it's your house, and you can invite whatever friend you want." - Chevy Chase
Terry Pratchett Quote
"The intelligence of the creature known as a crowd, is the square root of the number of people in it." - Terry Pratchett
Booker T. Washington Quote
"Nothing ever comes to one, that is worth having, except as a result of hard work." - Booker T. Washington
Saturday
Chevy Chase Quote
"It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if a crowd is gathering." - Chevy Chase
Ernest Hemingway Quote
"Ezra was right half the time, and when he was wrong, he was so wrong you were never in any doubt about it." - Ernest Hemingway
Ernest Hemingway Quote
"Fear of death increases in exact proportion to increase in wealth." - Ernest Hemingway
Thomas Hardy Quote
"I was court-martial in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence." - Thomas Hardy
Xun Zi Quote
"Human nature refers to what is in people but which they cannot study or work at achieving." - Xun Zi
Robert Plant Quote
"I think that passion and love and pain are all bearable, and they go to make love beautiful." - Robert Plant
Alan Alda Quote
"Here's my Golden Rule for a tarnished age: Be fair with others, but keep after them until they're fair with you." - Alan Alda
Wayne Dyer Quote
"I cannot always control what goes on outside. But I can always control what goes on inside." - Wayne Dyer
Henry Ford Quote
"Even a mistake may turn out to be the one thing necessary to a worthwhile achievement." - Henry Ford
Robert Plant Quote
"You know, people can't fall in love with me just because I'm good at what I do." - Robert Plant
William James Quote
"A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices." - William James
Wayne Dyer Quote
"Abundance is not something we acquire. It is something we tune into." - Wayne Dyer
Friday
Abraham Lincoln Quote
"Be sure you put your feet in the right place, then stand firm." - Abraham Lincoln
Ludwig Wittgenstein Quote
"A new word is like a fresh seed sown on the ground of the discussion." - Ludwig Wittgenstein
Amelia Earhart Quote
"Flying might not be all plain sailing, but the fun of it is worth the price." - Amelia Earhart
Jim Rohn Quote
"Give whatever you are doing and whoever you are with the gift of your attention." - Jim Rohn
George Orwell Quote
"Enlightened people seldom or never possess a sense of responsibility." - George Orwell
Mark Twain Quote
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." - Mark Twain
Confucius Quote
"Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life." - Confucius
Ludwig Wittgenstein Quote
"A philosopher who is not taking part in discussions is like a boxer who never goes into the ring." - Ludwig Wittgenstein
Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote
"Ankles are nearly always neat and good-looking, but knees are nearly always not." - Dwight D. Eisenhower
Francis Bacon Quote
"Fame is like a river, that beareth up things light and swollen, and drowns things weighty and solid." - Francis Bacon
Janis Joplin Quote
"On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone." - Janis Joplin
John D. Rockefeller Quote
"If you want to succeed you should strike out on new paths, rather than travel the worn paths of accepted success." - John D. Rockefeller
Joseph Heller Quote
"I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private individuals." - Joseph Heller
Mother Teresa Quote
"Even the rich are hungry for love, for being cared for, for being wanted, for having someone to call their own." - Mother Teresa
Thursday
Edgar Allan Poe Quote
"I am above the weakness of seeking to establish a sequence of cause and effect, between the disaster and the atrocity." - Edgar Allan Poe
Lou Holtz Quote
"If he's got golf clubs in his truck or a camper in his driveway, I don't hire him." - Lou Holtz
Michael Palin Quote
"There is barely a country in the world where you will be completely safe." - Michael Palin
Abraham Lincoln Quote
"All my life I have tried to pluck a thistle and plant a flower wherever the flower would grow in thought and mind." - Abraham Lincoln
Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote
"Disarmament, with mutual honor and confidence, is a continuing imperative." - Dwight D. Eisenhower
Paul McCartney Quote
"I had this song called Helter Skelter, which is just a ridiculous song. So we did it like that, 'cuz I like noise." - Paul McCartney
Mother Teresa Quote
"I want you to be concerned about your next door neighbor. Do you know your next door neighbor?" - Mother Teresa
Henry Ward Beecher Quote
"Every charitable act is a stepping stone toward heaven." - Henry Ward Beecher
Davy Crockett Quote
"The party in power, like Jonah's gourd, grew up quickly, and will quickly fall." - Davy Crockett
Francis Bacon Quote
"Antiquities are history defaced, or some remnants of history which have casually escaped the shipwreck of time." - Francis Bacon
Henry David Thoreau Quote
"Alas! how little does the memory of these human inhabitants enhance the beauty of the landscape!" - Henry David Thoreau
Amelia Earhart Quote
"In soloing - as in other activities - it is far easier to start something than it is to finish it." - Amelia Earhart
Rodney Dangerfield Quote
"I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me." - Rodney Dangerfield
Wednesday
Henry David Thoreau Quote
"As if you could kill time without injuring eternity." - Henry David Thoreau
Ralph Waldo Emerson Quote
"A great part of courage is the courage of having done the thing before." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Rodney Dangerfield Quote
"I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest." - Rodney Dangerfield
Noel Coward Quote
"It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit." - Noel Coward
Robert Plant Quote
"I can't moan about any of it. I had a great time in the goldfish bowl." - Robert Plant
Kylie Minogue Quote
"I'm not sure that I'll be able to do everything that I did before." - Kylie Minogue
Alexandre Dumas Quote
"All human wisdom is summed up in two words; wait and hope." - Alexandre Dumas
Woodrow Wilson Quote
"America is not anything if it consists of each of us. It is something only if it consists of all of us." - Woodrow Wilson
Albert Schweitzer Quote
"A great secret of success is to go through life as a man who never gets used up." - Albert Schweitzer
Alexandre Dumas Quote
"How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it." - Alexandre Dumas
Ernest Hemingway Quote
"A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book." - Ernest Hemingway
Helen Keller Quote
"Although the world is full of suffering, it is also full of the overcoming of it." - Helen Keller
William James Quote
"Acceptance of what has happened is the first step to overcoming the consequences of any misfortune." - William James
Henry Ford Quote
"A business absolutely devoted to service will have only one worry about profits. They will be embarrassingly large." - Henry Ford
Helen Keller Quote
"Everything has its wonders, even darkness and silence, and I learn, whatever state I may be in, therein to be content." - Helen Keller
Tuesday
William James Quote
"An act has no ethical quality whatever unless it be chosen out of several all equally possible." - William James
Moliere Quote
"Frenchmen have an unlimited capacity for gallantry and indulge it on every occasion." - Moliere
Thomas Hardy Quote
"It is difficult for a woman to define her feelings in language which is chiefly made by men to express theirs." - Thomas Hardy
Woodrow Wilson Quote
"As compared with the college politician, the real article seems like an amateur." - Woodrow Wilson
Terry Pratchett Quote
"Taxation is just a sophisticated way of demanding money with menaces." - Terry Pratchett
Harry S. Truman Quote
"Art is parasitic on life, just as criticism is parasitic on art." - Harry S. Truman
Havelock Ellis Quote
"The more rapidly a civilization progresses, the sooner it dies for another to rise in its place." - Havelock Ellis
Friedrich Nietzsche Quote
"A good writer possesses not only his own spirit but also the spirit of his friends." - Friedrich Nietzsche
Monday
H. G. Wells Quote
"Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe." - H. G. Wells
Bob Hope Quote
"I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there." - Bob Hope
Ralph Waldo Emerson Quote
"A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is brave five minutes longer." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Lord Chesterfield Quote
"Any affectation whatsoever in dress implies, in my mind, a flaw in the understanding." - Lord Chesterfield
Alexander Pope Quote
"A little learning is a dangerous thing; Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring." - Alexander Pope
Jerry Seinfeld Quote
"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper." - Jerry Seinfeld
Earl Nightingale Quote
"Always keep that happy attitude. Pretend that you are holding a beautiful fragrant bouquet." - Earl Nightingale
J. K. Rowling Quote
"Indifference and neglect often do much more damage than outright dislike." - J. K. Rowling
John F. Kennedy Quote
"Do you realize the responsibility I carry? I'm the only person standing between Richard Nixon and the White House." - John F. Kennedy
Mother Teresa Quote
"Love is a fruit in season at all times, and within reach of every hand." - Mother Teresa
Charles Kettering Quote
"Inventing is a combination of brains and materials. The more brains you use, the less material you need." - Charles Kettering
Andrew Carnegie Quote
"Do your duty and a little more and the future will take care of itself." - Andrew Carnegie
Sunday
David Brinkley Quote
"The only way to do news on television is not to be terrified of it." - David Brinkley
Jerry Seinfeld Quote
"I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive." - Jerry Seinfeld
Benjamin Disraeli Quote
"As a general rule, the most successful man in life is the man who has the best information." - Benjamin Disraeli
Jerry Seinfeld Quote
"You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'" - Jerry Seinfeld
Andrew Carnegie Quote
"As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do." - Andrew Carnegie
Monday
Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote
"Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field." - Dwight D. Eisenhower
Benjamin Franklin Quote
"As we must account for every idle word, so must we account for every idle silence." - Benjamin Franklin
John D. Rockefeller Quote
"If your only goal is to become rich, you will never achieve it." - John D. Rockefeller
Thomas A. Edison Quote
"I never did anything by accident, nor did any of my inventions come by accident; they came by work." - Thomas A. Edison
Lana Turner Quote
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man." - Lana Turner
Janis Joplin Quote
"My father wouldn't get us a TV, he wouldn't allow a TV in the house." - Janis Joplin
Albert Einstein Quote
"Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves." - Albert Einstein
Charles Kettering Quote
"My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest of my life there." - Charles Kettering
Bob Hope Quote
"I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!" - Bob Hope
Jay Leno Quote
"Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?" - Jay Leno
Joseph Heller Quote
"I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy." - Joseph Heller
Sunday
William Wordsworth Quote
"One impulse from a vernal wood May teach you more of man, Of moral evil and of good, Than all the sages can." - William Wordsworth
James Russell Lowell Quote
"Each day the world is born anew for him who takes it rightly." - James Russell Lowell
Charles Kettering Quote
"A person must have a certain amount of intelligent ignorance to get anywhere." - Charles Kettering
Jim Rohn Quote
"Success is neither magical nor mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applying the basic fundamentals." - Jim Rohn
William Blake Quote
"As a man is, so he sees. As the eye is formed, such are its powers." - William Blake
Lord Chesterfield Quote
"Advice is seldom welcome, and those who need it the most, like it the least." - Lord Chesterfield
Bill Cosby Quote
"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody." - Bill Cosby
Tommy Cooper Quote
"So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'" - Tommy Cooper
William Blake Quote
"Both read the Bible day and night, but thou read black where I read white." - William Blake
Amelia Earhart Quote
"Never do things others can do and will do if there are things others cannot do or will not do." - Amelia Earhart
Edgar Allan Poe Quote
"If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered." - Edgar Allan Poe
Ludwig Wittgenstein Quote
"A philosophical problem has the form: I don't know my way about." - Ludwig Wittgenstein
Jay Leno Quote
"Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day." - Jay Leno
Bill Cosby Quote
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice." - Bill Cosby
Saturday
Pablo Picasso Quote
"Every positive value has its price in negative terms... the genius of Einstein leads to Hiroshima." - Pablo Picasso
Jay Leno Quote
"If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology." - Jay Leno
Rodney Dangerfield Quote
"I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette." - Rodney Dangerfield
Confucius Quote
"He who speaks without modesty will find it difficult to make his words good." - Confucius
John D. Rockefeller Quote
"Charity is injurious unless it helps the recipient to become independent of it." - John D. Rockefeller
Mother Teresa Quote
"If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other." - Mother Teresa
Charles Darwin Quote
"An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men." - Charles Darwin
Mohandas Gandhi Quote
"A nation's culture resides in the hearts and in the soul of its people." - Mohandas Gandhi
Deepak Chopra Quote
"Nothing is more important than reconnecting with your bliss. Nothing is as rich. Nothing is more real." - Deepak Chopra
Ralph Waldo Emerson Quote
"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Lord Chesterfield Quote
"A novel must be exceptionally good to live as long as the average cat." - Lord Chesterfield
Ludwig Wittgenstein Quote
"If a lion could talk, we could not understand him." - Ludwig Wittgenstein
Francis Bacon Quote
"But men must know, that in this theatre of man's life it is reserved only for God and angels to be lookers on." - Francis Bacon
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