Mae West Quote

"I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing." - Mae West

William Shakespeare Quote

"Give every man thy ear, but few thy voice." - William Shakespeare

Carl Jung Quote

"Nobody, as long as he moves about among the chaotic currents of life, is without trouble." - Carl Jung

Albert Einstein Quote

"No amount of experimentation can ever prove me right; a single experiment can prove me wrong." - Albert Einstein

Francis Bacon Quote

"I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am." - Francis Bacon

Mark Twain Quote

"Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get." - Mark Twain

Johnny Carson Quote

"When turkeys mate they think of swans." - Johnny Carson

Epicurus Quote

"I have never wished to cater to the crowd; for what I know they do not approve, and what they approve I do not know." - Epicurus

Rodney Dangerfield Quote

"My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet." - Rodney Dangerfield

George Burns Quote

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." - George Burns

Francis Bacon Quote

"Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses." - Francis Bacon

Voltaire Quote

"All the reasonings of men are not worth one sentiment of women." - Voltaire

Benjamin Disraeli Quote

"There is no waste of time in life like that of making explanations." - Benjamin Disraeli

Lewis Carroll Quote

"I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then." - Lewis Carroll

Napoleon Hill Quote

"Patience, persistence and perspiration make an unbeatable combination for success." - Napoleon Hill

Rodney Dangerfield Quote

"My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair." - Rodney Dangerfield

Warren Buffett Quote

"Wide diversification is only required when investors do not understand what they are doing." - Warren Buffett

Bruce Lee Quote

"The possession of anything begins in the mind." - Bruce Lee

Friedrich Nietzsche Quote

"He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." - Friedrich Nietzsche

Marilyn Monroe Quote

"Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them." - Marilyn Monroe

Alexander Pope Quote

"Man never thinks himself happy, but when he enjoys those things which others want or desire." - Alexander Pope

Denis Waitley Quote

"Never become so much of an expert that you stop gaining expertise. View life as a continuous learning experience." - Denis Waitley

Plato Quote

"He who commits injustice is ever made more wretched than he who suffers it." - Plato

Alfred Hitchcock Quote

"This award is meaningful because it comes from my fellow dealers in celluloid." - Alfred Hitchcock

Rodney Dangerfield Quote

"It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass." - Rodney Dangerfield

Jean de La Fontaine Quote

"It is impossible to please all the world and one's father." - Jean de La Fontaine

Albert Einstein Quote

"If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts." - Albert Einstein

Mortimer Adler Quote

"Ultimately, we wish the joy of perfect union with the person we love." - Mortimer Adler

Benjamin Franklin Quote

"At twenty years of age the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgment." - Benjamin Franklin

Henry David Thoreau Quote

"If you would convince a man that he does wrong, do right. Men will believe what they see." - Henry David Thoreau

Helice Bridges Quote

"I am not just here to make a living; I am here to make a life." - Helice Bridges