Ralph Waldo Emerson Quote

"Cause and effect are two sides of one fact." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Ayn Rand Quote

"Money demands that you sell, not your weakness to men's stupidity, but your talent to their reason." - Ayn Rand

Dale Carnegie Quote

"If you want to conquer fear, don't sit home and think about it. Go out and get busy." - Dale Carnegie

Mortimer Adler Quote

"Friendship is a very taxing and arduous form of leisure activity." - Mortimer Adler

Albert Schweitzer Quote

"Serious illness doesn't bother me for long because I am too inhospitable a host." - Albert Schweitzer

Ralph Waldo Emerson Quote

"For every benefit you receive a tax is levied." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Bob Hope Quote

"You've got to be rich to have a swing like that." - Bob Hope

Sun Tzu Quote

"Pretend inferiority and encourage his arrogance." - Sun Tzu

Mae West Quote

"It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men." - Mae West

F. Scott Fitzgerald Quote

"Riches have never fascinated me, unless combined with the greatest charm or distinction." - F. Scott Fitzgerald

Jackie Kennedy Quote

"There are two kinds of women, those who want power in the world and those who want power in bed." - Jackie Kennedy

Mahatma Gandhi Quote

"Intolerance betrays want of faith in one's cause." - Mahatma Gandhi

Napoleon Hill Quote

"Strength and growth come only through continuous effort and struggle." - Napoleon Hill

Lao Tzu Quote

"The key to growth is the introduction of higher dimensions of consciousness into our awareness." - Lao Tzu

William Feather Quote

"Many of our prayers were not answered, and for this we are now grateful." - William Feather

Denis Waitley Quote

"We've got to have a dream if we are going to make a dream come true." - Denis Waitley

Mae West Quote

"Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain." - Mae West

Albert Schweitzer Quote

"Man can hardly even recognize the devils of his own creation." - Albert Schweitzer

Benjamin Franklin Quote

"Take time for all things: great haste makes great waste." - Benjamin Franklin

William Shakespeare Quote

"The valiant never taste of death but once." - William Shakespeare

Katharine Hepburn Quote

"When I started out, I didn't have any desire to be an actress or to learn how to act. I just wanted to be famous." - Katharine Hepburn

Socrates Quote

"To know, is to know that you know nothing. That is the meaning of true knowledge." - Socrates

Charles Darwin Quote

"What a book a devil's chaplain might write on the clumsy, wasteful, blundering, low, and horribly cruel work of nature!" - Charles Darwin

George Carlin Quote

"The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept." - George Carlin

Isaac Asimov Quote

"Writing, to me, is simply thinking through my fingers." - Isaac Asimov

George S. Patton Quote

"All very successful commanders are prima donnas and must be so treated." - George S. Patton

Benjamin Franklin Quote

"Fatigue is the best pillow." - Benjamin Franklin

Charles Dickens Quote

"The civility which money will purchase, is rarely extended to those who have none." - Charles Dickens

Plato Quote

"Not to help justice in her need would be an impiety." - Plato

George Bernard Shaw Quote

"General consultant to mankind." - George Bernard Shaw

William Shakespeare Quote

"Use every man after his desert, and who should scape whipping?" - William Shakespeare

Arthur Conan Doyle Quote

"When a doctor does go wrong he is the first of criminals. He has nerve and he has knowledge." - Arthur Conan Doyle

Moliere Quote

"If you make yourself understood, you're always speaking well." - Moliere

Napoleon Bonaparte Quote

"One should never forbid what one lacks the power to prevent." - Napoleon Bonaparte

Friedrich Nietzsche Quote

"You say it is the good cause that hallows even war? I say unto you: it is the good war that hallows any cause." - Friedrich Nietzsche

Mark Twain Quote

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

Oscar Wilde Quote

"Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed." - Oscar Wilde

Meryl Streep Quote

"There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation." - Meryl Streep

George Washington Quote

"Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all." - George Washington

Pablo Picasso Quote

"Others have seen what is and asked why. I have seen what could be and asked why not." - Pablo Picasso

Ayn Rand Quote

"The hardest thing to explain is the glaringly evident which everybody had decided not to see." - Ayn Rand

Francis Bacon Quote

"Truth is the daughter of time, not of authority." - Francis Bacon

Charles Dickens Quote

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times." - Charles Dickens

Henry David Thoreau Quote

"What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals." - Henry David Thoreau

F. Scott Fitzgerald Quote

"I like people and I like them to like me, but I wear my heart where God put it, on the inside." - F. Scott Fitzgerald

Marilyn Monroe Quote

"If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." - Marilyn Monroe

Socrates Quote

"If a man is proud of his wealth, he should not be praised until it is known how he employs it." - Socrates

Friedrich Nietzsche Quote

"In Christianity neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality at any point." - Friedrich Nietzsche

George Orwell Quote

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible." - George Orwell

C. S. Lewis Quote

"No one ever told me that grief felt so like fear." - C. S. Lewis

Mae West Quote

"I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them." - Mae West

Confucius Quote

"When you are laboring for others let it be with the same zeal as if it were for yourself." - Confucius

Mahatma Gandhi Quote

"When I admire the wonders of a sunset or the beauty of the moon, my soul expands in the worship of the creator." - Mahatma Gandhi

Stephen King Quote

"Talent in cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work." - Stephen King

Sophocles Quote

"Whoever gets up and comes to grips with Love like a boxer is a fool." - Sophocles

Alfred Lord Tennyson Quote

"So many worlds, so much to do, so little done, such things to be." - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Albert Camus Quote

"I know of only one duty, and that is to love." - Albert Camus

Winston Churchill Quote

"We shape our buildings; thereafter they shape us." - Winston Churchill

Alan Bennett Quote

"We started off trying to set up a small anarchist community, but people wouldn't obey the rules." - Alan Bennett

Friedrich Nietzsche Quote

"Plato was a bore." - Friedrich Nietzsche

Warren Buffett Quote

"You only have to do a very few things right in your life so long as you don't do too many things wrong." - Warren Buffett

Pablo Picasso Quote

"Youth has no age." - Pablo Picasso

Ralph Waldo Emerson Quote

"Every man I meet is in some way my superior." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Theodore Roosevelt Quote

"I am a part of everything that I have read." - Theodore Roosevelt

Epicurus Quote

"Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist." - Epicurus

Virginia Woolf Quote

"Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends." - Virginia Woolf

Ralph Waldo Emerson Quote

"Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

John Keats Quote

"There is nothing stable in the world; uproar's your only music." - John Keats

Sophocles Quote

"Without labor nothing prospers." - Sophocles

Ayn Rand Quote

"When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is." - Ayn Rand

Albert Einstein Quote

"The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible." - Albert Einstein

Francis Bacon Quote

"Prosperity is the blessing of the Old Testament; adversity is the blessing of the New." - Francis Bacon

Friedrich Nietzsche Quote

"At times one remains faithful to a cause only because its opponents do not cease to be insipid." - Friedrich Nietzsche

Voltaire Quote

"Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers." - Voltaire

William Blake Quote

"Better murder an infant in its cradle than nurse an unacted desire." - William Blake

Mark Twain Quote

"Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident." - Mark Twain

Mahatma Gandhi Quote

"Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress." - Mahatma Gandhi

Carl Jung Quote

"Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes." - Carl Jung

William Feather Quote

"Finishing a good book is like leaving a good friend." - William Feather

Rodney Dangerfield Quote

"What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm." - Rodney Dangerfield

Lao Tzu Quote

"If you would take, you must first give, this is the beginning of intelligence." - Lao Tzu

Chuck Yeager Quote

"If you want to grow old as a pilot, you've got to know when to push it, and when to back off." - Chuck Yeager

Charles Lindbergh Quote

"Life is like a landscape. You live in the midst of it but can describe it only from the vantage point of distance." - Charles Lindbergh

Alfred Lord Tennyson Quote

"My strength has the strength of ten because my heart is pure." - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Winston Churchill Quote

"Russia is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma." - Winston Churchill

Robert Browning Quote

"Never the time and the place and the loved one all together!" - Robert Browning

Victor Hugo Quote

"One believes others will do what he will do to himself." - Victor Hugo

Andy Warhol Quote

"The most exciting thing is not doing it. If you fall in love with someone and never do it, it's much more exciting." - Andy Warhol

Erma Bombeck Quote

"Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other." - Erma Bombeck

William Feather Quote

"When ordering lunch, the big executives are just as indecisive as the rest of us." - William Feather

Friedrich Nietzsche Quote

"Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." - Friedrich Nietzsche

Cameron Diaz Quote

"I don't even own a TV because I think it's the devil." - Cameron Diaz

Meryl Streep Quote

"My job is usually to express emotion as freely as possible." - Meryl Streep

Buddha Quote

"Just as a candle cannot burn without fire, men cannot live without a spiritual life." - Buddha

Friedrich Nietzsche Quote

"Genteel women suppose that those things do not really exist about which it is impossible to talk in polite company." - Friedrich Nietzsche

Wallace Stevens Quote

"Thought is an infection. In the case of certain thoughts, it becomes an epidemic." - Wallace Stevens

Sophocles Quote

"Evil gains work their punishment." - Sophocles

Charles Dickens Quote

"Dignity, and even holiness too, sometimes, are more questions of coat and waistcoat than some people imagine." - Charles Dickens

John Lennon Quote

"Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted." - John Lennon

Henry David Thoreau Quote

"It is what a man thinks of himself that really determines his fate." - Henry David Thoreau

F. Scott Fitzgerald Quote

"Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke." - F. Scott Fitzgerald

Ronnie Barker Quote

"The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on." - Ronnie Barker

Meryl Streep Quote

"The great gift of human beings is that we have the power of empathy." - Meryl Streep

Napoleon Hill Quote

"The starting point of all achievement is desire." - Napoleon Hill

Roald Dahl Quote

"A person is a fool to become a writer. His only compensation is absolute freedom." - Roald Dahl

Meryl Streep Quote

"People say, When you have children, everything changes. But maybe things are awakened that were already there." - Meryl Streep

Henry David Thoreau Quote

"If misery loves company, misery has company enough." - Henry David Thoreau

F. Scott Fitzgerald Quote

"All good writing is swimming under water and holding your breath." - F. Scott Fitzgerald

Francis Bacon Quote

"Virtue is like a rich stone, best plain set." - Francis Bacon

Emile M. Cioran Quote

"Our first intuitions are the true ones." - Emile M. Cioran

Oscar Wilde Quote

"Work is the curse of the drinking classes." - Oscar Wilde

Victor Hugo Quote

"Short as life is, we make it still shorter by the careless waste of time." - Victor Hugo

James F. Cooper Quote

"The tendency of democracies is, in all things, to mediocrity." - James F. Cooper

Epicurus Quote

"Skillful pilots gain their reputation from storms and tempest." - Epicurus

John Muir Quote

"There is that in the glance of a flower which may at times control the greatest of creation's braggart lords." - John Muir

James F. Cooper Quote

"The disposition of all power is to abuses, nor does it at all mend the matter that its possessors are a majority." - James F. Cooper

Francis Bacon Quote

"Fortune is like the market, where, many times, if you can stay a little, the price will fall." - Francis Bacon

Emile M. Cioran Quote

"Tolerance - the function of an extinguished ardor - tolerance cannot seduce the young." - Emile M. Cioran

Aristotle Quote

"Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit." - Aristotle

Albert Schweitzer Quote

"We cannot possibly let ourselves get frozen into regarding everyone we do not know as an absolute stranger." - Albert Schweitzer

Erma Bombeck Quote

"For some of us, watching a miniseries that lasts longer than most marriages is not easy." - Erma Bombeck

Mae West Quote

"I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing." - Mae West

William Shakespeare Quote

"Give every man thy ear, but few thy voice." - William Shakespeare

Carl Jung Quote

"Nobody, as long as he moves about among the chaotic currents of life, is without trouble." - Carl Jung

Albert Einstein Quote

"No amount of experimentation can ever prove me right; a single experiment can prove me wrong." - Albert Einstein

Francis Bacon Quote

"I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am." - Francis Bacon

Mark Twain Quote

"Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get." - Mark Twain

Johnny Carson Quote

"When turkeys mate they think of swans." - Johnny Carson

Epicurus Quote

"I have never wished to cater to the crowd; for what I know they do not approve, and what they approve I do not know." - Epicurus

Rodney Dangerfield Quote

"My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet." - Rodney Dangerfield

George Burns Quote

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." - George Burns

Francis Bacon Quote

"Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses." - Francis Bacon

Voltaire Quote

"All the reasonings of men are not worth one sentiment of women." - Voltaire

Benjamin Disraeli Quote

"There is no waste of time in life like that of making explanations." - Benjamin Disraeli

Lewis Carroll Quote

"I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then." - Lewis Carroll

Napoleon Hill Quote

"Patience, persistence and perspiration make an unbeatable combination for success." - Napoleon Hill

Rodney Dangerfield Quote

"My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair." - Rodney Dangerfield

Warren Buffett Quote

"Wide diversification is only required when investors do not understand what they are doing." - Warren Buffett

Bruce Lee Quote

"The possession of anything begins in the mind." - Bruce Lee

Friedrich Nietzsche Quote

"He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." - Friedrich Nietzsche

Marilyn Monroe Quote

"Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them." - Marilyn Monroe

Alexander Pope Quote

"Man never thinks himself happy, but when he enjoys those things which others want or desire." - Alexander Pope

Denis Waitley Quote

"Never become so much of an expert that you stop gaining expertise. View life as a continuous learning experience." - Denis Waitley

Plato Quote

"He who commits injustice is ever made more wretched than he who suffers it." - Plato

Alfred Hitchcock Quote

"This award is meaningful because it comes from my fellow dealers in celluloid." - Alfred Hitchcock

Rodney Dangerfield Quote

"It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass." - Rodney Dangerfield

Jean de La Fontaine Quote

"It is impossible to please all the world and one's father." - Jean de La Fontaine

Albert Einstein Quote

"If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts." - Albert Einstein

Mortimer Adler Quote

"Ultimately, we wish the joy of perfect union with the person we love." - Mortimer Adler

Benjamin Franklin Quote

"At twenty years of age the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgment." - Benjamin Franklin

Henry David Thoreau Quote

"If you would convince a man that he does wrong, do right. Men will believe what they see." - Henry David Thoreau

Helice Bridges Quote

"I am not just here to make a living; I am here to make a life." - Helice Bridges

Virginia Woolf Quote

"One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well." - Virginia Woolf

Benjamin Franklin Quote

"Hide not your talents. They for use were made. What's a sundial in the shade?" - Benjamin Franklin

Sun Tzu Quote

"For them to perceive the advantage of defeating the enemy, they must also have their rewards." - Sun Tzu

Jane Austen Quote

"What is right to be done cannot be done too soon." - Jane Austen

Rodney Dangerfield Quote

"My mother had morning sickness after I was born." - Rodney Dangerfield

Katharine Hepburn Quote

"It's a rather rude gesture, but at least it's clear what you mean." - Katharine Hepburn

Albert Einstein Quote

"Without deep reflection one knows from daily life that one exists for other people." - Albert Einstein

Benjamin Disraeli Quote

"There can be economy only where there is efficiency." - Benjamin Disraeli

Michelangelo Quote

"Good painting is the kind that looks like sculpture." - Michelangelo

Albert Einstein Quote

"I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity." - Albert Einstein

Alan Bennett Quote

"Were we closer to the ground as children, or is the grass emptier now?" - Alan Bennett

Benjamin Franklin Quote

"He that displays too often his wife and his wallet is in danger of having both of them borrowed." - Benjamin Franklin

Albert Einstein Quote

"I have no special talent. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein

Benjamin Disraeli Quote

"Next to knowing when to seize an opportunity, the most important thing in life is to know when to forego an advantage." - Benjamin Disraeli

Friedrich Nietzsche Quote

"'Evil men have no songs.' How is it that the Russians have songs?" - Friedrich Nietzsche

Leonardo da Vinci Quote

"The noblest pleasure is the joy of understanding." - Leonardo da Vinci

Benjamin Franklin Quote

"No nation was ever ruined by trade." - Benjamin Franklin

Jane Austen Quote

"Single women have a dreadful propensity for being poor. Which is one very strong argument in favor of matrimony." - Jane Austen

Roald Dahl Quote

"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." - Roald Dahl

Johnny Carson Quote

"For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off." - Johnny Carson

Mahatma Gandhi Quote

"Even if you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth." - Mahatma Gandhi

Cameron Diaz Quote

"I eat a cheeseburger with French fries almost every day." - Cameron Diaz

William Shakespeare Quote

"I hold the world but as the world, Gratiano; A stage where every man must play a part, And mine is a sad one." - William Shakespeare

Bob Marley Quote

"Tell the children the truth." - Bob Marley

Michelangelo Quote

"What do you despise? By this you are truly known." - Michelangelo

William Shakespeare Quote

"Let no such man be trusted." - William Shakespeare

F. Scott Fitzgerald Quote

"There are no second acts in American lives." - F. Scott Fitzgerald

Milton Berle Quote

"If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door." - Milton Berle

Socrates Quote

"The poets are only the interpreters of the Gods." - Socrates

Abraham Lincoln Quote

"Public sentiment is everything. With public sentiment, nothing can fail. Without it, nothing can succeed." - Abraham Lincoln

Stephen King Quote

"I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries." - Stephen King

Alexander Pope Quote

"For fools rush in where angels fear to tread." - Alexander Pope

Aristotle Quote

"Plato is dear to me, but dearer still is truth." - Aristotle

William Wordsworth Quote

"The mind that is wise mourns less for what age takes away; than what it leaves behind." - William Wordsworth

Abraham Lincoln Quote

"Never stir up litigation. A worse man can scarcely be found than one who does this." - Abraham Lincoln

Vince Lombardi Quote

"Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit." - Vince Lombardi

Wallace Stevens Quote

"In the world of words, the imagination is one of the forces of nature." - Wallace Stevens

Albert Einstein Quote

"I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right." - Albert Einstein

Alan Bennett Quote

"We were put to Dickens as children but it never quite took. That unremitting humanity soon had me cheesed off." - Alan Bennett

Voltaire Quote

"God is not on the side of the big battalions, but on the side of those who shoot best." - Voltaire

Mahatma Gandhi Quote

"Satisfaction lies in the effort, not in the attainment, full effort is full victory." - Mahatma Gandhi

Wheeler Wilcox Quote

"Let there be many windows to your soul, that all the glory of the world may beautify it." - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Jean de La Fontaine Quote

"People must help one another; it is nature's law." - Jean de La Fontaine

Alexander Pope Quote

"To observations which ourselves we make, we grow more partial for th' observer's sake." - Alexander Pope

William Feather Quote

"No man is a failure who is enjoying life." - William Feather

Henry David Thoreau Quote

"Beware of all enterprises that require a new set of clothes." - Henry David Thoreau

Buddha Quote

"It is better to travel well than to arrive." - Buddha

Mahatma Gandhi Quote

"What do I think of Western civilization? I think it would be a very good idea." - Mahatma Gandhi

William Shakespeare Quote

"God hath given you one face, and you make yourselves another." - William Shakespeare

Audrey Hepburn Quote

"I don't want to be alone, I want to be left alone." - Audrey Hepburn

Wallace Stevens Quote

"A poet looks at the world the way a man looks at a woman." - Wallace Stevens

Lao Tzu Quote

"He who talks more is sooner exhausted." - Lao Tzu

Rodney Dangerfield Quote

"The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest." - Rodney Dangerfield

Milton Berle Quote

"Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient." - Milton Berle

Benjamin Disraeli Quote

"Nationality is the miracle of political independence; race is the principle of physical analogy." - Benjamin Disraeli

Charles Lindbergh Quote

"I realized that If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes." - Charles Lindbergh

Albert Einstein Quote

"Things should be made as simple as possible, but not any simpler." - Albert Einstein

Jane Austen Quote

"A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment." - Jane Austen

William Feather Quote

"Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious." - William Feather

Mark Twain Quote

"It is easier to stay out than get out." - Mark Twain

Coco Chanel Quote

"Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door." - Coco Chanel

Benjamin Franklin Quote

"God helps those who help themselves." - Benjamin Franklin

Bruce Lee Quote

"Showing off is the fool's idea of glory." - Bruce Lee

John Ruskin Quote

"Tell me what you like and I'll tell you what you are." - John Ruskin

Mahatma Gandhi Quote

"Infinite striving to be the best is man's duty; it is its own reward. Everything else is in God's hands." - Mahatma Gandhi

Jane Austen Quote

"It sometimes happens that a woman is handsomer at twenty-nine than she was ten years before." - Jane Austen

Benjamin Disraeli Quote

"Little things affect little minds." - Benjamin Disraeli

Maya Angelou Quote

"Self-pity in its early stages is as snug as a feather mattress. Only when it hardens does it become uncomfortable." - Maya Angelou

Ken Follett Quote

"Culture clash is terrific drama." - Ken Follett

Thomas Carlyle Quote

"A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge." - Thomas Carlyle

F. Scott Fitzgerald Quote

"Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over." - F. Scott Fitzgerald

John Ruskin Quote

"Men cannot not live by exchanging articles, but producing them. They live by work not trade." - John Ruskin

John D. Rockefeller Quote

"A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship." - John D. Rockefeller

Meryl Streep Quote

"I have a very busy life, and not many people who have a career and four kids go out a lot to the movies." - Meryl Streep

Jane Austen Quote

"How quick come the reasons for approving what we like!" - Jane Austen

Wallace Stevens Quote

"The philosopher proves that the philosopher exists. The poet merely enjoys existence." - Wallace Stevens

Benjamin Disraeli Quote

"Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke." - Benjamin Disraeli

Plato Quote

"I shall assume that your silence gives consent." - Plato

Aristotle Quote

"He who is to be a good ruler must have first been ruled." - Aristotle

Socrates Quote

"An honest man is always a child." - Socrates

Benjamin Disraeli Quote

"The pursuit of science leads only to the insoluble." - Benjamin Disraeli

Sigmund Freud Quote

"Whoever loves becomes humble. Those who love have, so to speak, pawned a part of their narcissism." - Sigmund Freud

Ken Follett Quote

"I enjoy learning technical details." - Ken Follett

Abraham Lincoln Quote

"Stand with anybody that stands right, stand with him while he is right and part with him when he goes wrong." - Abraham Lincoln

John Ruskin Quote

"No architecture is so haughty as that which is simple." - John Ruskin

Voltaire Quote

"It is better to risk saving a guilty man than to condemn an innocent one." - Voltaire

Stephen Hawking Quote

"To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit." - Stephen Hawking

Theodor Adorno Quote

"Every work of art is an uncommitted crime." - Theodor Adorno

William Shakespeare Quote

"O, had I but followed the arts!" - William Shakespeare

Rodney Dangerfield Quote

"My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend." - Rodney Dangerfield

John Ruskin Quote

"An unimaginative person can neither be reverent or kind." - John Ruskin

Mark Twain Quote

"Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it." - Mark Twain

Ken Follett Quote

"Be a perfectionist." - Ken Follett

Marilyn Monroe Quote

"I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time." - Marilyn Monroe

George Orwell Quote

"Big Brother is watching you." - George Orwell

John Stuart Mill Quote

"Unquestionably, it is possible to do without happiness; it is done involuntarily by nineteen-twentieths of mankind." - John Stuart Mill

Marilyn Monroe Quote

"Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature." - Marilyn Monroe

Mark Twain Quote

"Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold." - Mark Twain

F. Scott Fitzgerald Quote

"At eighteen our convictions are hills from which we look; at forty-five they are caves in which we hide." - F. Scott Fitzgerald

George Burns Quote

"Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up." - George Burns

Sigmund Freud Quote

"Yes, America is gigantic, but a gigantic mistake." - Sigmund Freud

Thomas Jefferson Quote

"Errors of opinion may be tolerated where reason is left free to combat it." - Thomas Jefferson

Michael J. Fox Quote

"What other people think about me is not my business." - Michael J. Fox

Oscar Wilde Quote

"I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world." - Oscar Wilde

William Shakespeare Quote

"I were better to be eaten to death with a rust than to be scoured to nothing with perpetual motion." - William Shakespeare

Meryl Streep Quote

"Interestingly, young people don't come to you for advice. Especially the ones who are related to you." - Meryl Streep

Albert Einstein Quote

"It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education." - Albert Einstein

Charles Dickens Quote

"'Tis love that makes the world go round, my baby." - Charles Dickens

Mark Twain Quote

"I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know." - Mark Twain

Rita Rudner Quote

"My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping." - Rita Rudner

Lily Tomlin Quote

"I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain." - Lily Tomlin

Milton Berle Quote

"A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours." - Milton Berle

Sigmund Freud Quote

"The act of birth is the first experience of anxiety, and thus the source and prototype of the affect of anxiety." - Sigmund Freud

Albert Einstein Quote

"The environment is everything that isn't me." - Albert Einstein

F. Scott Fitzgerald Quote

"I'm a romantic; a sentimental person thinks things will last, a romantic person hopes against hope that they won't." - F. Scott Fitzgerald

Mark Twain Quote

"Grief can take care if itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with." - Mark Twain

F. Scott Fitzgerald Quote

"Show me a hero and I'll write you a tragedy." - F. Scott Fitzgerald

Audrey Hepburn Quote

"As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others." - Audrey Hepburn

Oscar Wilde Quote

"Arguments are extremely vulgar, for everyone in good society holds exactly the same opinion." - Oscar Wilde

Tom Stoppard Quote

"It's better to be quotable than to be honest." - Tom Stoppard

Lily Tomlin Quote

"If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed." - Lily Tomlin

Oscar Wilde Quote

"If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all." - Oscar Wilde

John Muir Quote

"The mountains are calling and I must go." - John Muir

John Stuart Mill Quote

"Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative." - John Stuart Mill

Thomas Jefferson Quote

"He who knows nothing is closer to the truth than he whose mind is filled with falsehoods and errors." - Thomas Jefferson

Lily Tomlin Quote

"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." - Lily Tomlin

Thomas Carlyle Quote

"Do the duty which lies nearest to you, the second duty will then become clearer." - Thomas Carlyle

Ludwig van Beethoven Quote

"Art! Who comprehends her? With whom can one consult concerning this great goddess?" - Ludwig van Beethoven

William Shakespeare Quote

"Fishes live in the sea, as men do a-land; the great ones eat up the little ones." - William Shakespeare

Albert Einstein Quote

"Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere." - Albert Einstein

Arnold Schwarzenegger Quote

"Government's first duty and highest obligation is public safety." - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Francis Bacon Quote

"A sudden bold and unexpected question doth many times surprise a man and lay him open." - Francis Bacon

Jane Austen Quote

"Dress is at all times a frivolous distinction, and excessive solicitude about it often destroys its own aim." - Jane Austen

Cameron Diaz Quote

"Grease is the only cure for a hangover." - Cameron Diaz

Oscar Wilde Quote

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying." - Oscar Wilde

Albert Einstein Quote

"Knowledge of what is does not open the door directly to what should be." - Albert Einstein

William Shakespeare Quote

"I dote on his very absence." - William Shakespeare

Ian McKellen Quote

"There's no sex in Middle Earth." - Ian McKellen

William Shakespeare Quote

"I wasted time, and now doth time waste me." - William Shakespeare

Oscar Wilde Quote

"How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive." - Oscar Wilde

Eminem Quote

"I come from Detroit where it's rough and I'm not a smooth talker." - Eminem

Oscar Wilde Quote

"An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all." - Oscar Wilde

Rita Rudner Quote

"We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet." - Rita Rudner

Sigmund Freud Quote

"Men are more moral than they think and far more immoral than they can imagine." - Sigmund Freud

Mark Twain Quote

"Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't." - Mark Twain

Jack Benny Quote

"I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either." - Jack Benny

Jane Austen Quote

"I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible." - Jane Austen

Audrey Hepburn Quote

"I've been lucky. Opportunities don't often come along. So, when they do, you have to grab them." - Audrey Hepburn

Albert Einstein Quote

"The process of scientific discovery is, in effect, a continual flight from wonder." - Albert Einstein

James Russell Lowell Quote

"All the beautiful sentiments in the world weigh less than a single lovely action." - James Russell Lowell 

Anne Frank Quote

"I don't think of all the misery but of the beauty that still remains." - Anne Frank

Cameron Diaz Quote

"I don't want to go to work and get into bed with someone else, not even Tom Cruise. It's not like I enjoy it." - Cameron Diaz

Jane Austen Quote

"Nobody minds having what is too good for them." - Jane Austen

Mark Twain Quote

"It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it." - Mark Twain

Vince Lombardi Quote

"If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?" - Vince Lombardi

Coco Chanel Quote

"Fashion is made to become unfashionable." - Coco Chanel

Ella Wheeler Wilcox Quote

"All love that has not friendship for its base, is like a mansion built upon the sand." - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

William Shakespeare Quote

"False face must hide what the false heart doth know." - William Shakespeare

H. G. Wells Quote

"The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow." - H. G. Wells

Oscar Wilde Quote

"I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability." - Oscar Wilde

Lily Tomlin Quote

"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific." - Lily Tomlin

Thomas Carlyle Quote

"Culture is the process by which a person becomes all that they were created capable of being." - Thomas Carlyle

Jean de La Fontaine Quote

"A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it." - Jean de La Fontaine

Oscar Wilde Quote

"I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train." - Oscar Wilde

Rita Rudner Quote

"When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always." - Rita Rudner

Stephen Hawking Quote

"My goal is simple. It is a complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at all." - Stephen Hawking

Charles Darwin Quote

"On the ordinary view of each species having been independently created, we gain no scientific explanation." - Charles Darwin

Theodor Adorno Quote

"Exuberant health is always, as such, sickness also." - Theodor Adorno

Shirley Temple Quote

"I work a seventeen hour day, and I'm personally responsible for 108 staff members in the embassy." - Shirley Temple

John Muir Quote

"How glorious a greeting the sun gives the mountains!" - John Muir

Tom Stoppard Quote

"Get me inside any boardroom and I'll get any decision I want." - Tom Stoppard

Oscar Wilde Quote

"I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability." - Oscar Wilde

Deborah Kerr Quote

"Personally, I think if a women hasn't met the right man by the time she's 24, she may be lucky." - Deborah Kerr

Patrick Stewart Quote

"I never had teenage years. I guess because I was seen to be more adult than anybody around me." - Patrick Stewart

Rita Rudner Quote

"Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother's tasted better the day before." - Rita Rudner

Mark Twain Quote

"Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities." - Mark Twain

Theodore Roosevelt Quote

"Believe you can and you're halfway there." - Theodore Roosevelt

Socrates Quote

"False words are not only evil in themselves, but they infect the soul with evil." - Socrates

Oscar Wilde Quote

"Alas, I am dying beyond my means." - Oscar Wilde

F. Scott Fitzgerald Quote

"Never confuse a single defeat with a final defeat." - F. Scott Fitzgerald

Thomas Carlyle Quote

"A man lives by believing something: not by debating and arguing about many things." - Thomas Carlyle

Steve Allen Quote

"Totalitarianism is patriotism institutionalized." - Steve Allen

Erma Bombeck Quote

"How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?" - Erma Bombeck

Oscar Wilde Quote

"Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." - Oscar Wilde

Albert Einstein Quote

"Imagination is more important than knowledge." - Albert Einstein

Theodor Adorno Quote

"All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire." - Theodor Adorno

F. Scott Fitzgerald Quote

"Only remember west of the Mississippi it's a little more look, see, act. A little less rationalize, comment, talk." - F. Scott Fitzgerald

Eminem Quote

"I always wished for this, but it's almost turning into more of a nightmare than a dream." - Eminem

Albert Einstein Quote

"I want to know all Gods thoughts; all the rest are just details." - Albert Einstein

Coco Chanel Quote

"Elegance is refusal." - Coco Chanel

Oscar Wilde Quote

"Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde

Albert Einstein Quote

"The value of a man should be seen in what he gives and not in what he is able to receive." - Albert Einstein

Erma Bombeck Quote

"Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you." - Erma Bombeck

Oscar Wilde Quote

"A man who does not think for himself does not think at all." - Oscar Wilde

Lily Tomlin Quote

"No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up." - Lily Tomlin

Albert Einstein Quote

"I do not believe in the God of theology who rewards good and punishes evil." - Albert Einstein

Albert Einstein Quote

"Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater." - Albert Einstein

John Muir Quote

"Climb the mountains and get their good tidings." - John Muir

Ludwig van Beethoven Quote

"A great poet is the most precious jewel of a nation." - Ludwig van Beethoven

F. Scott Fitzgerald Quote

"Her body calculated to a millimeter to suggest a bud yet guarantee a flower." - F. Scott Fitzgerald

Coco Chanel Quote

"Fashion fades, only style remains the same." - Coco Chanel

Arnold Schwarzenegger Quote

"Freedom is a right ultimately defended by the sacrifice of America's servicemen and women." - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Albert Einstein Quote

"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - Albert Einstein

Theodor Adorno Quote

"Happiness is obsolete: uneconomic." - Theodor Adorno

Robert Browning Quote

"Love is energy of life." - Robert Browning

Sigmund Freud Quote

"Where id was, there ego shall be." - Sigmund Freud

John Stuart Mill Quote

"The liberty of the individual must be thus far limited; he must not make himself a nuisance to other people." - John Stuart Mill

Albert Einstein Quote

"The road to perdition has ever been accompanied by lip service to an ideal." - Albert Einstein

Rita Rudner Quote

"A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax." - Rita Rudner

Avril Lavigne Quote

"I liked being a minor because you can't get into trouble. Now I just have to try and behave myself." - Avril Lavigne

Rita Rudner Quote

"The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him." - Rita Rudner

Albert Einstein Quote

"Confusion of goals and perfection of means seems, in my opinion, to characterize our age." - Albert Einstein

Audrey Hepburn Quote

"I heard a definition once: Happiness is health and a short memory! I wish I'd invented it, because it is very true." - Audrey Hepburn

Eminem Quote

"If there's not drama and negativity in my life, all my songs will be really wack and boring or something." - Eminem

Coco Chanel Quote

"A woman has the age she deserves." - Coco Chanel

Albert Einstein Quote

"Time is what prevents everything from happening at once." - Albert Einstein

John Lennon Quote

"You don't need anybody to tell you who you are or what you are. You are what you are!" - John Lennon

Anne Frank Quote

"I keep my ideals, because in spite of everything I still believe that people are really good at heart." - Anne Frank

John Stuart Mill Quote

"No slave is a slave to the same lengths, and in so full a sense of the word, as a wife is." - John Stuart Mill

Thomas Carlyle Quote

"A well-written life is almost as rare as a well-spent one." - Thomas Carlyle

John Muir Quote

"In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks." - John Muir

Bob Hope Quote

"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle." - Bob Hope

Thomas Jefferson Quote

"Don't talk about what you have done or what you are going to do." - Thomas Jefferson

Ringo Starr Quote

"And the White Album is important to me for different reasons. One - I had left the band on the White Album." - Ringo Starr

Patrick Stewart Quote

"For seven years I did very little theatre, and I have to make up some time." - Patrick Stewart

Arnold Schwarzenegger Quote

"I have inhaled, exhaled everything." - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Lily Tomlin Quote

"Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed." - Lily Tomlin

Coco Chanel Quote

"Great loves too must be endured." - Coco Chanel

Oscar Wilde Quote

"A poet can survive everything but a misprint." - Oscar Wilde

Albert Einstein Quote

"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." - Albert Einstein

F. Scott Fitzgerald Quote

"No such thing as a man willing to be honest - that would be like a blind man willing to see." - F. Scott Fitzgerald

Audrey Hepburn Quote

"I never thought I'd land in pictures with a face like mine." - Audrey Hepburn

Ella Wheeler Wilcox Quote

"A pat on the back is only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in the pants, but is miles ahead in results." - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

H. G. Wells Quote

"Sailors ought never to go to church. They ought to go to hell, where it is much more comfortable." - H. G. Wells

Dudley Moore Quote

"I am trapped in this body, and there is nothing I can do about it." - Dudley Moore

Michael Jordan Quote

"I'm not out there sweating for three hours every day just to find out what it feels like to sweat." - Michael Jordan

Sigmund Freud Quote

"One is very crazy when in love." - Sigmund Freud

Ludwig van Beethoven Quote

"This is the mark of a really admirable man: steadfastness in the face of trouble." - Ludwig van Beethoven

John Muir Quote

"To the lover of wilderness, Alaska is one of the most wonderful countries in the world." - John Muir

C. S. Lewis Quote

"Affection is responsible for nine-tenths of whatever solid and durable happiness there is in our lives." - C. S. Lewis

Robert Kiyosaki Quote

"If you want to go somewhere, it is best to find someone who has already been there." - Robert Kiyosaki

Thomas Jefferson Quote

"Happiness is not being pained in body or troubled in mind." - Thomas Jefferson

Audrey Hepburn Quote

"I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!" - Audrey Hepburn

Ludwig van Beethoven Quote

"Music is mediator between spiritual and sensual life." - Ludwig van Beethoven

Sigmund Freud Quote

"Men are strong so long as they represent a strong idea they become powerless when they oppose it." - Sigmund Freud

Anne Frank Quote

"No one has ever become poor by giving." - Anne Frank

Sigmund Freud Quote

"Religion is an illusion and it derives its strength from the fact that it falls in with our instinctual desires." - Sigmund Freud

Thomas Jefferson Quote

"For a people who are free, and who mean to remain so, a well-organized and armed militia is their best security." - Thomas Jefferson

Socrates Quote

"The end of life is to be like God, and the soul following God will be like Him." - Socrates

Dudley Moore Quote

"The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it." - Dudley Moore

Jean de La Fontaine Quote

"We like to see others, but don't like others to see through us." - Jean de La Fontaine

H. G. Wells Quote

"Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo." - H. G. Wells

Bill Cosby Quote

"Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing." - Bill Cosby

Cameron Diaz Quote

"Everything's a risk, by the way, these days. Every film you make is a risk. There's no guarantee." - Cameron Diaz

John Lennon Quote

"It doesn't matter how long my hair is or what colour my skin is or whether I'm a woman or a man." - John Lennon

Albert Einstein Quote

"It is only to the individual that a soul is given." - Albert Einstein

Socrates Quote

"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing." - Socrates

Albert Einstein Quote

"It was the experience of mystery - even if mixed with fear - that engendered religion." - Albert Einstein

Erma Bombeck Quote

"All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them." - Erma Bombeck

Vince Lombardi Quote

"Confidence is contagious. So is lack of confidence." - Vince Lombardi

Albert Einstein Quote

"It gives me great pleasure indeed to see the stubbornness of an incorrigible nonconformist warmly acclaimed." - Albert Einstein

Ludwig van Beethoven Quote

"Anyone who tells a lie has not a pure heart, and cannot make a good soup." - Ludwig van Beethoven

Anne Frank Quote

"Laziness may appear attractive, but work gives satisfaction." - Anne Frank

Albert Einstein Quote

"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." - Albert Einstein

John Stuart Mill Quote

"I am not aware that any community has a right to force another to be civilized." - John Stuart Mill

Steve Allen Quote

"The hair is real - it's the head that's a fake." - Steve Allen

Jean de La Fontaine Quote

"People who make no noise are dangerous." - Jean de La Fontaine

Oscar Wilde Quote

"Ambition is the last refuge of the failure." - Oscar Wilde

Henry David Thoreau Quote

"An early-morning walk is a blessing for the whole day." - Henry David Thoreau

Oscar Wilde Quote

"I have nothing to declare except my genuis." - Oscar Wilde

Albert Einstein Quote

"The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination." - Albert Einstein

Ralph Waldo Emerson Quote

"A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Eminem Quote

"I'd go to, like, six different schools in one year. We were on welfare, and my mom never ever worked." - Eminem

Arnold Schwarzenegger Quote

"I can promise you that when I go to Sacramento, I will pump up Sacramento." - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Sigmund Freud Quote

"The liberty of the individual is no gift of civilization. It was greatest before there was any civilization." - Sigmund Freud

Rita Rudner Quote

"Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be." - Rita Rudner

Socrates Quote

"The way to gain a good reputation is to endeavor to be what you desire to appear." - Socrates

Dudley Moore Quote

"I haven't had that many women - only as many as I could lay my hands on." - Dudley Moore

H. G. Wells Quote

"The past is but the past of a beginning." - H. G. Wells

Thomas Carlyle Quote

"Be not a slave of words." - Thomas Carlyle

H. G. Wells Quote

"Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race." - H. G. Wells

Theodor Adorno Quote

"Domination delegates the physical violence on which it rests to the dominated." - Theodor Adorno

Erma Bombeck Quote

"Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely." - Erma Bombeck

Rodney Dangerfield Quote

"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet." - Rodney Dangerfield

Milton Berle Quote

"Laughter is an instant vacation." - Milton Berle

John Lennon Quote

"It was like being in the eye of a hurricane. You'd wake up in a concert and think, Wow, how did I get here?" - John Lennon

Anne Frank Quote

"The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands." - Anne Frank

Albert Einstein Quote

"Memory is deceptive because it is colored by today's events." - Albert Einstein

Albert Einstein Quote

"Everything that can be counted does not necessarily count; everything that counts cannot necessarily be counted." - Albert Einstein

Eminem Quote

"I was poor white trash, no glitter, no glamour, but I'm not ashamed of anything." - Eminem

Jim Rohn Quote

"Giving is better than receiving because giving starts the receiving process." - Jim Rohn

Oscar Wilde Quote

"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same." - Oscar Wilde

Anthony Robbins Quote

"If you think you can or if you think you can't, either way you are right." - Anthony Robbins

Steve McQueen Quote

"I'm not sure that acting is something for a grown man to be doing." - Steve McQueen

John Wooden Quote

"I'd rather have a lot of talent and a little experience than a lot of experience and a little talent." - John Wooden

Coco Chanel Quote

"As long as you know men are like children, you know everything!" - Coco Chanel

Albert Einstein Quote

"Isn't it strange that I who have written only unpopular books should be such a popular fellow?" - Albert Einstein

Jack Benny Quote

"I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too." - Jack Benny

Ludwig van Beethoven Quote

"Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy." - Ludwig van Beethoven

Socrates Quote

"I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is that I know nothing." - Socrates

H. G. Wells Quote

"It is not reasonable that those who gamble with men's lives should not pay with their own." - H. G. Wells

Tom Stoppard Quote

"A movie camera is like having someone you have a crush on watching you from afar - you pretend it's not there." - Tom Stoppard

Albert Einstein Quote

"The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education." - Albert Einstein

Jean de La Fontaine Quote

"Friendship is the shadow of the evening, which increases with the setting sun of life." - Jean de La Fontaine

Erma Bombeck Quote

"A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat." - Erma Bombeck

H. G. Wells Quote

"Affliction comes to us, not to make us sad but sober; not to make us sorry but wise." - H. G. Wells

Sigmund Freud Quote

"The interpretation of dreams is the royal road to a knowledge of the unconscious activities of the mind." - Sigmund Freud

Sigmund Freud Quote

"The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest until it has gained a hearing." - Sigmund Freud

Lily Tomlin Quote

"If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?" - Lily Tomlin

Jean de La Fontaine Quote

"The fastidious are unfortunate; nothing satisfies them." - Jean de La Fontaine

Albert Einstein Quote

"I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination." - Albert Einstein

Steve Jobs Quote

"I want to put a ding in the universe." - Steve Jobs

Oscar Wilde Quote

"Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes." - Oscar Wilde

Albert Einstein Quote

"If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?" - Albert Einstein

Oscar Wilde Quote

"I suppose society is wonderfully delightful. To be in it is merely a bore. But to be out of it is simply a tragedy." - Oscar Wilde

Tom Stoppard Quote

"I still believe that if your aim is to change the world, journalism is a more immediate short-term weapon." - Tom Stoppard

Coco Chanel Quote

"Hard times arouse an instinctive desire for authenticity." - Coco Chanel

Oscar Wilde Quote

"If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized." - Oscar Wilde

Jean de La Fontaine Quote

"In short, Luck's always to blame." - Jean De La Fontaine

Cameron Diaz Quote

"Every casting director I've met is a woman." - Cameron Diaz

Socrates Quote

"Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior." - Socrates

H. G. Wells Quote

"One of the darkest evils of our world is surely the unteachable wildness of the Good." - H. G. Wells

Dudley Moore Quote

"I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands." - Dudley Moore

John Stuart Mill Quote

"The disease which inflicts bureaucracy and what they usually die from is routine." - John Stuart Mill

Jean de La Fontaine Quote

"Man is so made that when anything fires his soul, impossibilities vanish." - Jean de La Fontaine

Tom Stoppard Quote

"A healthy attitude is contagious but don't wait to catch it from others. Be a carrier." - Tom Stoppard

F. Scott Fitzgerald Quote

"The faces of most American women over thirty are relief maps of petulant and bewildered unhappiness." - F. Scott Fitzgerald

George Burns Quote

"I spent a year in that town, one Sunday." - George Burns

Milton Berle Quote

"If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?" - Milton Berle

Tom Stoppard Quote

"It is better of course to know useless things than to know nothing." - Tom Stoppard

Michael Jordan Quote

"My body could stand the crutches but my mind couldn't stand the sideline." - Michael Jordan

Albert Einstein Quote

"Once we accept our limits, we go beyond them." - Albert Einstein

Ludwig van Beethoven Quote

"Tones sound, and roar and storm about me until I have set them down in notes." - Ludwig van Beethoven

Jean de La Fontaine Quote

"Let ignorance talk as it will, learning has its value." - Jean de La Fontaine

Thomas Carlyle Quote

"Conviction never so excellent, is worthless until it coverts itself into conduct." - Thomas Carlyle

John Stuart Mill Quote

"In all intellectual debates, both sides tend to be correct in what they affirm, and wrong in what they deny." - John Stuart Mill

F. Scott Fitzgerald Quote

"A big man has no time really to do anything but just sit and be big." - F. Scott Fitzgerald

Jean de La Fontaine Quote

"One often has need of one, inferior to himself." - Jean de La Fontaine

Sigmund Freud Quote

"Neurosis is the inability to tolerate ambiguity." - Sigmund Freud

Lily Tomlin Quote

"I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework." - Lily Tomlin

Michael Jordan Quote

"Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game." - Michael Jordan

Albert Einstein Quote

"It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity." - Albert Einstein

Charles Darwin Quote

"I have called this principle, by which each slight variation, if useful, is preserved, by the term of Natural Selection." - Charles Darwin

Thomas Jefferson Quote

"Educate and inform the whole mass of the people... They are the only sure reliance for the preservation of our liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

Socrates Quote

"The unexamined life is not worth living." - Socrates

Bruce Lee Quote

"Notice that the stiffest tree is most easily cracked, while the bamboo or willow survives by bending with the wind." - Bruce Lee

Eminem Quote

"I think my first album opened a lot of doors for me to push the freedom of speech to the limit." - Eminem

Jean de La Fontaine Quote

"Everyone has his faults which he continually repeats: neither fear nor shame can cure them." - Jean de La Fontaine