Sunday

Marilyn Monroe Quote

"I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time." - Marilyn Monroe

Saturday

Friday

John Stuart Mill Quote

"Unquestionably, it is possible to do without happiness; it is done involuntarily by nineteen-twentieths of mankind." - John Stuart Mill

Thursday

Marilyn Monroe Quote

"Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature." - Marilyn Monroe

Wednesday

Mark Twain Quote

"Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold." - Mark Twain

Tuesday

F. Scott Fitzgerald Quote

"At eighteen our convictions are hills from which we look; at forty-five they are caves in which we hide." - F. Scott Fitzgerald

Monday

George Burns Quote

"Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up." - George Burns

Sunday

Sigmund Freud Quote

"Yes, America is gigantic, but a gigantic mistake." - Sigmund Freud

Saturday

Thomas Jefferson Quote

"Errors of opinion may be tolerated where reason is left free to combat it." - Thomas Jefferson

Friday

Michael J. Fox Quote

"What other people think about me is not my business." - Michael J. Fox

Thursday

Oscar Wilde Quote

"I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world." - Oscar Wilde

Wednesday

William Shakespeare Quote

"I were better to be eaten to death with a rust than to be scoured to nothing with perpetual motion." - William Shakespeare

Tuesday

Meryl Streep Quote

"Interestingly, young people don't come to you for advice. Especially the ones who are related to you." - Meryl Streep

Monday

Albert Einstein Quote

"It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education." - Albert Einstein

Sunday

Charles Dickens Quote

"'Tis love that makes the world go round, my baby." - Charles Dickens

Saturday

Mark Twain Quote

"I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know." - Mark Twain

Friday

Rita Rudner Quote

"My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping." - Rita Rudner

Thursday

Lily Tomlin Quote

"I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain." - Lily Tomlin

Wednesday

Milton Berle Quote

"A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours." - Milton Berle

Tuesday

Sigmund Freud Quote

"The act of birth is the first experience of anxiety, and thus the source and prototype of the affect of anxiety." - Sigmund Freud

Monday

Albert Einstein Quote

"The environment is everything that isn't me." - Albert Einstein

F. Scott Fitzgerald Quote

"I'm a romantic; a sentimental person thinks things will last, a romantic person hopes against hope that they won't." - F. Scott Fitzgerald

Mark Twain Quote

"Grief can take care if itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with." - Mark Twain

F. Scott Fitzgerald Quote

"Show me a hero and I'll write you a tragedy." - F. Scott Fitzgerald

Audrey Hepburn Quote

"As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others." - Audrey Hepburn

Oscar Wilde Quote

"Arguments are extremely vulgar, for everyone in good society holds exactly the same opinion." - Oscar Wilde

Tom Stoppard Quote

"It's better to be quotable than to be honest." - Tom Stoppard

Lily Tomlin Quote

"If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed." - Lily Tomlin

Oscar Wilde Quote

"If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all." - Oscar Wilde

Sunday

John Muir Quote

"The mountains are calling and I must go." - John Muir

Saturday

John Stuart Mill Quote

"Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative." - John Stuart Mill

Thomas Jefferson Quote

"He who knows nothing is closer to the truth than he whose mind is filled with falsehoods and errors." - Thomas Jefferson

Lily Tomlin Quote

"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." - Lily Tomlin

Thomas Carlyle Quote

"Do the duty which lies nearest to you, the second duty will then become clearer." - Thomas Carlyle

Ludwig van Beethoven Quote

"Art! Who comprehends her? With whom can one consult concerning this great goddess?" - Ludwig van Beethoven

William Shakespeare Quote

"Fishes live in the sea, as men do a-land; the great ones eat up the little ones." - William Shakespeare

Albert Einstein Quote

"Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere." - Albert Einstein

Arnold Schwarzenegger Quote

"Government's first duty and highest obligation is public safety." - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Francis Bacon Quote

"A sudden bold and unexpected question doth many times surprise a man and lay him open." - Francis Bacon

Jane Austen Quote

"Dress is at all times a frivolous distinction, and excessive solicitude about it often destroys its own aim." - Jane Austen

Cameron Diaz Quote

"Grease is the only cure for a hangover." - Cameron Diaz

Oscar Wilde Quote

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying." - Oscar Wilde

Albert Einstein Quote

"Knowledge of what is does not open the door directly to what should be." - Albert Einstein

William Shakespeare Quote

"I dote on his very absence." - William Shakespeare

Ian McKellen Quote

"There's no sex in Middle Earth." - Ian McKellen

William Shakespeare Quote

"I wasted time, and now doth time waste me." - William Shakespeare

Oscar Wilde Quote

"How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive." - Oscar Wilde

Eminem Quote

"I come from Detroit where it's rough and I'm not a smooth talker." - Eminem

Oscar Wilde Quote

"An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all." - Oscar Wilde

Friday

Rita Rudner Quote

"We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet." - Rita Rudner

Sigmund Freud Quote

"Men are more moral than they think and far more immoral than they can imagine." - Sigmund Freud

Mark Twain Quote

"Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't." - Mark Twain

Jack Benny Quote

"I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either." - Jack Benny

Jane Austen Quote

"I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible." - Jane Austen

Audrey Hepburn Quote

"I've been lucky. Opportunities don't often come along. So, when they do, you have to grab them." - Audrey Hepburn

Albert Einstein Quote

"The process of scientific discovery is, in effect, a continual flight from wonder." - Albert Einstein

James Russell Lowell Quote

"All the beautiful sentiments in the world weigh less than a single lovely action." - James Russell Lowell 

Anne Frank Quote

"I don't think of all the misery but of the beauty that still remains." - Anne Frank

Cameron Diaz Quote

"I don't want to go to work and get into bed with someone else, not even Tom Cruise. It's not like I enjoy it." - Cameron Diaz

Jane Austen Quote

"Nobody minds having what is too good for them." - Jane Austen

Mark Twain Quote

"It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it." - Mark Twain

Vince Lombardi Quote

"If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?" - Vince Lombardi

Coco Chanel Quote

"Fashion is made to become unfashionable." - Coco Chanel

Thursday

Ella Wheeler Wilcox Quote

"All love that has not friendship for its base, is like a mansion built upon the sand." - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

William Shakespeare Quote

"False face must hide what the false heart doth know." - William Shakespeare

H. G. Wells Quote

"The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow." - H. G. Wells

Oscar Wilde Quote

"I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability." - Oscar Wilde

Lily Tomlin Quote

"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific." - Lily Tomlin

Thomas Carlyle Quote

"Culture is the process by which a person becomes all that they were created capable of being." - Thomas Carlyle

Jean de La Fontaine Quote

"A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it." - Jean de La Fontaine

Oscar Wilde Quote

"I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train." - Oscar Wilde

Rita Rudner Quote

"When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always." - Rita Rudner

Stephen Hawking Quote

"My goal is simple. It is a complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at all." - Stephen Hawking

Charles Darwin Quote

"On the ordinary view of each species having been independently created, we gain no scientific explanation." - Charles Darwin

Theodor Adorno Quote

"Exuberant health is always, as such, sickness also." - Theodor Adorno

Shirley Temple Quote

"I work a seventeen hour day, and I'm personally responsible for 108 staff members in the embassy." - Shirley Temple

Wednesday

John Muir Quote

"How glorious a greeting the sun gives the mountains!" - John Muir

Tom Stoppard Quote

"Get me inside any boardroom and I'll get any decision I want." - Tom Stoppard

Oscar Wilde Quote

"I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability." - Oscar Wilde

Deborah Kerr Quote

"Personally, I think if a women hasn't met the right man by the time she's 24, she may be lucky." - Deborah Kerr

Patrick Stewart Quote

"I never had teenage years. I guess because I was seen to be more adult than anybody around me." - Patrick Stewart

Rita Rudner Quote

"Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother's tasted better the day before." - Rita Rudner

Mark Twain Quote

"Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities." - Mark Twain

Theodore Roosevelt Quote

"Believe you can and you're halfway there." - Theodore Roosevelt

Socrates Quote

"False words are not only evil in themselves, but they infect the soul with evil." - Socrates

Oscar Wilde Quote

"Alas, I am dying beyond my means." - Oscar Wilde

Tuesday

F. Scott Fitzgerald Quote

"Never confuse a single defeat with a final defeat." - F. Scott Fitzgerald

Monday

Thomas Carlyle Quote

"A man lives by believing something: not by debating and arguing about many things." - Thomas Carlyle

Steve Allen Quote

"Totalitarianism is patriotism institutionalized." - Steve Allen

Erma Bombeck Quote

"How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?" - Erma Bombeck

Oscar Wilde Quote

"Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." - Oscar Wilde

Albert Einstein Quote

"Imagination is more important than knowledge." - Albert Einstein

Theodor Adorno Quote

"All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire." - Theodor Adorno

F. Scott Fitzgerald Quote

"Only remember west of the Mississippi it's a little more look, see, act. A little less rationalize, comment, talk." - F. Scott Fitzgerald

Eminem Quote

"I always wished for this, but it's almost turning into more of a nightmare than a dream." - Eminem

Albert Einstein Quote

"I want to know all Gods thoughts; all the rest are just details." - Albert Einstein

Coco Chanel Quote

"Elegance is refusal." - Coco Chanel

Oscar Wilde Quote

"Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde

Albert Einstein Quote

"The value of a man should be seen in what he gives and not in what he is able to receive." - Albert Einstein

Erma Bombeck Quote

"Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you." - Erma Bombeck

Oscar Wilde Quote

"A man who does not think for himself does not think at all." - Oscar Wilde

Lily Tomlin Quote

"No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up." - Lily Tomlin

Albert Einstein Quote

"I do not believe in the God of theology who rewards good and punishes evil." - Albert Einstein